Duh, funniest character ever.

The person beneath me thinks Parker was one of the biggest douches ever to walk the buffyverse & deserved more than a couple of cracks on the head

True. Very, very true.
The person beneath me thinks Xander leaving Anya was one of his worst moves.

True. & the list of Xander's "worst moves" is not an insignificant list.

The person beneath me thinks Faith is one of the most complex characters in either BTVS or Angel.

True. I wanna psychological evaluation present!
The person beneath me agrees with Faith's view on popcorn.

I forget what that is so, true (btw there is an actual person called Faith Popcorn, she runs some marketing thinktank )

The person beneath me puts "The Zeppo" in their top 5 buffy eps.

(She could live off the stuff)
False. I'm sure it would make top 15, though.
The person beneath me has played some sort of instrument similar to the flugelhorn, and it, too, did not make them cool.

False. I am musically inept... and I don't need to try to be cool

The person beneath me has never killed a boy on the first date... although has sometimes thought about it.

False. I've never been on a date,
The person beneath me loves a ritual sacrifice::)

Who doesn't love a ritual sacrifice ?!?!?

The person beneath me thinks the fact that Lorne's head can live independent from his body is weird, even for Joss.

NOTHING is weird for Joss. Well, I lied, I'm sure he can out-weird himself, but I wouldn't say that's it.
The person beneath me is certain that the actor who played Lorne's mother is male.

I don't know, I've dated worse (only due to extremly poor disco lighting). But in all seriousness, true.

The person beneath me thinks that young Giles (Band Candy) is a douche.

A little yeah, true.
The person beneath me would have renamed young Joyce "Kitten"

lol, true.

The person beneath thinks when Buffy gets the class defender award in "The Prom", is one of the most touching moments in the show.

again, hadn't thought about it until now..true.
The person beneath me wonders why every nerd in Buffy turns out to be kinda columbine

False, because I don't really wonder. I think Joss is trying to say more about the treatment of nerds than the nerds themselves. Plus they live on a frickin' Hellmouth

The person beneath me thinks that "To Shanshu in L.A." is the best episode title ever.